THE OFFICE OF
ANONYMOUS AFFAIRSPERSONNEL DEPT. / EST. WHENEVER INTERNAL USE ONLY  /  PLEASE DON'T PRINT THIS
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FIG. 001   /   STAFF PORTRAIT
Anonymous Jean Phil in a suit, wearing a brown paper bag with eye and mouth cutouts.
EMPLOYEE #001PHOTO ID: APPROVED
FACE ID: DENIED
FORM HR—001 / SUBJECT FILECLASSIFIED-ish ↗

AnonymousJEAN PHIL.

$ZJEANPHIL

The face of the company.
The company has not seen his face.
HR has been informed. HR is also confused.

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MEETING MINUTES.

MONDAY, PROBABLY
Subject arrives. Nobody recognizes him. Subject confirms this is the point.
Bag discussed. Three separate departments claim it isn't their responsibility.
Ticker approved. Name is withheld. The paperwork, somehow, is complete.

TALKING HEAD #01

● ON RECORD
“I am not hiding. This is just what I wear to the office.”
— JEAN PHIL / FIRST INTERVIEW